More than you wanted to know

Just for the record, I am going in today to have surgery on my anus. That's right folks, my anus. As Alan has been prone to say, my anus has been overworked and underpaid and is currently on strike. And let me tell you, an angry anus is a painful anus. I hope all of you will be more kind and considerate to your anus, thereby avoiding potentially painful situations in the future.